I'd rather hang out alone

Hey,
We've had some fun but I think its time we part ways. You just aren't my type. I like people who don't want to live a sheltered life. Yes, we did have fun that one time at the bar, but that was like 2 months ago and things haven't been the same between us. I find myself wanting to drink more and more when you are around so I can try to forget how uninteresting our conversations are. You'll find someone else, another out-of-towner who will give you a few weeks of adventure and fun. Keep in mind that an adventure for you is leaving the five mile radius of your neighborhood. Quite honestly, I began to realize that you and I were two different people when you expressed your ignorance of the flatiron building. On that note, goodbye.

My imaginary goodbye to the jewannabe.