What would a New Yorker do?

So I was half sleeping on the express train to work the other day when suddenly this woman says, "Ma'am there's something in your hair" to the girl sitting next me. The girl looked confused and started brushing her hair, and in her stark blonde hair was a huge black wasp. That muthafucker was huge! She got up and started to brush her hair with her finger and she asked me if it was off. "It's right there" I said. She then started to brush it in my direction. "Oh no, not here" I said to her. It was sort of a snippy comment, but I was afraid it would land on me. She eventually got it out and it flew to another part of the train. After I got off the train, this random guy came up to me and said "That was classic what you said to that girl. That was so funny." Only in New York can you get rewarded for bad behavior. What would a New Yorker do? Just the opposite of what Jesus would do.