My Yahoo Horoscope for Today

Quickie:
Odd dreams are telling you that you must bring back-burner issues to the forefront.

Overview:
You're a little cranky, but that's just a sign that you need to slow down and process all the big emotional business that has been happening in your life lately. Try to find some quiet time to zone out.

I don't believe in astrology, but these two could not be closer to the truth.